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Jonthan is a guy that's really tall, and handsome. He is someone with a huge heart, he is super loving, and cairing. He comes from a big family, and will always put his family before himself. Jonthan is also super shy, and only a few, those closest to him have cracked his shell. He won't let any girl into his heart, for fear of loving her too much, and losing her. He's a tall built guy, but he's a lover, not a fighter, Jonthan is a great friend, when you get him out of his shell.

Girl 1: omg look there's Jonthan!
Girl 2: don't even try getting close to him, he won't talk to any girls, and half of them from this school are fawning over him already!

jonthan by -Amanda- September 21, 2013

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jonathan turner

A wet yute who plays his drum 24/7

'Jonathan Turner' has a shit hairline

jonathan turner by Master1101 March 5, 2017

Jonathan Groff

Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.

"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"

"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"

"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"

Jonathan Groff by G30rgeWashingmachine June 15, 2021

jonathan ogden

1. offensive lineman for the baltimore ravens

2. j-in one off

"I have to go, I have a meeting with jonathan ogden in the bathroom"

jonathan ogden by Bun Bizzle February 5, 2008

Jonathan Brandis

A wonderfully talented, good-looking actor born April 13, 1976. He acted in many commercials and movies including "Lady Bugs", "The Neverending Story II", and Stephen King's "IT". Jonathan Brandis holds the #1 spot for actor featured the most times in a teen magazine. Alas, Jonathan's life came to a tragic end when he committed suicide on November 12, 2003 by hanging himself. He was 27 years old.

Jonathan Brandis was a wonderful actor who will be very fondly remembered.

Jonathan Brandis by CobainZeppelinFreak February 18, 2004

Jonathan Slater

A high school AP Literature teacher, that hates being fat, but loves eating cookies even more

"My teacher is such a Jonathan Slater"

Jonathan Slater by Cal Boy April 7, 2010

Jonathan

The realest nigga I know

Jonathan gave me a pop tart at lunch one time in the 2nd grade

Jonathan by PS4 is hella gay October 23, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026