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A guy who, no matter what you do for him or how much you care about him, will ALWAYS fall for someone else, usually right in front of you.
That guy is such a Jonray, but I can't help falling for him.
Jonray by Reaperxx September 27, 2013
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The guy that is God’s at fortnite and has a big dick the beats ever known in theb
That’s a guy with a big dick what a johnray
Johnray by Red knight June 19, 2018
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Jonray • Johnray • jontay • joeray • jonay • Jonaye • Jonayliz • jontaya • janray • janrayann
The best most funnies most beautiful girl in the world. She is caring and a great best friend. She always knows how to cheer you up. She will always be there for you. She can be a dork at times, but in a good way. She is unlike anyone else.
I love you Jonaye.
Jonaye by HUZA! September 5, 2011
Wow. Look at how that girl exudes confidence and grace. She's a Jonay for sure
jonay by ciarasoriginalnose February 20, 2017
probably a smart fuck, or a really sweet person
janray's duality is something
janray by nashhert February 22, 2021
Joniaya is a great friend, dancer, sister, daughter, and if anyone is lucky to have her, a great girlfriend. When you find a Joniaya don't let her go. She can be mean sometimes but only if you're mean to her. She's a girly girl but she isn't stuck up or anything. She is soooooo beautiful. Yes, you'll have your "out of breath moment" when you first see her but she doesn't like when people stare. So many people talk bad about her but she doesn't care, although, she is very sensitive. Joniaya is such a goofy person. She laughs about almost everything and that is why her presence is something amazing. If you want a great and marvelous time, get a Joniaya.
"OMGG! That girl can dress and she's so pretty!!"
"Yeah, her name's Joniaya."
"Let's go talk to her!"
"Yeah but make sure not to freeze up when you're face to face with her."
Joniaya by Lovelydovey November 24, 2018
Jonday!

Officially it's the 21st of December
It's Jonday!!
Jonday by kayak5445 December 21, 2021
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