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Jonny Shake

The manoeuvre performed by most self-respecting men after they piss. Involves shaking ones dick so that all excess piss is removed.
Hey man I just went for a piss but forgot to do a Jonny Shake so now I have a piss spot on my boxers”
by A Trustworthy Botswana Man August 3, 2018
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Johnny Shaded

The act of masterbating to porn in front of the tv when Police knock down your door
I got Johnny Shaded last night by the Anne Arudel County Police.
by turd to ya mudda June 5, 2011
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