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+ Omg look at that guy he's goodlooking !
- Yeah, he's a Jonian !
Jonian by PePenO November 23, 2021
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A young, attractive and goodlooking guy !
+ Omg, look at that guy...

- Yeah, he's a Jonian
Jonian by PePenO November 23, 2021
Related Words
jonians jovian Jonin joniyan Jorian joning Janian Jolian Jolianne Jolianys

JonSandman Disease 

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.
"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."
Keep anyone named jovian. They are the most kind human species. They will do anything for their loved ones. Especially with their partners. Even they are in pain. They still want anyone to be happy. They will make happy anyone first than themselves. They are not selfish. They are giving. They are happy when they see others happy.
Do you have any answers Jovian?

Ask for some from Jovian. He will give you.
Jovian by miea13ble June 8, 2021

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something
Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.
Jonin' by Dorno July 29, 2009
To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles
Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂
jonin by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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