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A young, attractive and goodlooking guy !
+ Omg, look at that guy...

- Yeah, he's a Jonian
Jonian by PePenO November 23, 2021
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JonSandman Disease 

Yelling in a YouTube video for seemingly no reason, in a click bait fashion.
"Why are you yelling?!"

"Sorry, it's like a tick that comes out of nowhere. It's called JonSandman disease."
Keep anyone named jovian. They are the most kind human species. They will do anything for their loved ones. Especially with their partners. Even they are in pain. They still want anyone to be happy. They will make happy anyone first than themselves. They are not selfish. They are giving. They are happy when they see others happy.
Do you have any answers Jovian?

Ask for some from Jovian. He will give you.
Jovian by miea13ble June 8, 2021

Jonanism 

A portmanteau of "Jonah" + onanism, invented to describe the mental masturbation of conservative columnist & author Jonah Goldberg. "Jonanism" is defined as the ultimate or highest form of wankery. Coined by internet commenter "calling all toasters" in early 2008.
"Man, did you see Goldberg's newest book where he claims that liberals are the real fascists? It's several hundred pages of sheer unadulterated Jonanism."
Jonanism by JennOfArk August 14, 2008
Verb: To make derogatory remarks towards someone or something
Oh, you jonin'? We finna bang.
Jonin' by Dorno July 29, 2009
To make jokes and insults towards another perso, especially towards their mama; freestle battles
Bob was a master at jonin. I've seen him put down older teens, even making a senior so mad he cried and wanted to fight Bob! 😂
jonin by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022