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Jones It 

A phrase yelled before quickly running away from a boulder, enraged natives, police, or harm in any way. Usually after pulling a prank and then running away. Running to a getaway vehicle is strongly advised, but snakes aren't.
"Jones it!" Yelled Billy as he and Bobby finished TP'ing old man Jenkin's house. See Cheese It
Jones It by Beernuts92 December 13, 2009
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Indiana Jones it 

when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."
Sean: Dude, you were so messed up at the party last night.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.
Indiana Jones it by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Jones-n-it-up  

when you gather up whats left of what you have left.
its when you run out of crack and look on the floor for more.you have no crack left so you scrape your crack pipe for one last hoot. "you Jones-n-it-up last night
Jones-n-it-up by timmy meade June 13, 2008

Jones-n-it-up 

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.
Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party
Jones-n-it-up by Matt May 13, 2005

Pacman Jones'ing It 

Getting really drunk and belligerent. Sometimes causing yourself or others trouble.
Stew: Yo, last night was a crazy party dawg.

Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.

jones'd it 

Jones it refers to rock wall climbing. When climbing the rockwall rather than using the set paths according to the difficulty levels the person jones it when they decide to use any hand and/or foot hold that they want.
Guy 1- Hey look the guy climbing that V1 Intro wall. He's not even using the right holds.

Guy 2- Yeah, he just jones'd it all the way to the top.

Guy 1- Does that count?

Guy 2- No, only little kids can get away with that.
jones'd it by Capt' Awesome April 22, 2014

Joned It 

When you made up a lie and continued with it until you fuck it yourself
"I need work that day but I need to work somewhere else and I need the money however I won't work it anyway."

So do you want the work and money what you need?

No

You've Joned it
Joned It by LePawn November 5, 2020
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