jonesitis

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work

Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!

by NocturnalP January 6, 2006

jokeritis

having an unresistable urge to try and imitate Heath Ledger's Joker after watching the Dark Knight

Guy #1:"Got a little fight in ya, i like that"

Guy #2:"Dude, you got a bad case of Jokeritis"

by themagicman August 16, 2008

Jokeritis

having an unresistable urge to try and imitate Heath Ledger's Joker after watching the Dark Knight

Guy #1:"A little fight in ya, i like that"

Guy #2:"Dude, you got a bad case of Jokeritis"

by themagicman October 9, 2008

JOXSITIS

A Condition where you can't take any more.

GOD DAM! i GOT Joxsitis again.

by H@ndler March 22, 2019

Jonitis

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

by Super Jo April 6, 2008

jokeyitis

An imagined ailment, used as an excuse.. similar to malingering.

He says he’s not come to work because he’s ill, I reckon he has jokeyitis..

by misspopo June 18, 2021

jonasitis

It means to be addicted to the Jonas brothers and their music.

OMJ, I think I have Jonasitis.

by Sarita Marita July 7, 2008