jonesitis

descriptive of one's working habits-laziness at work

Jones at work: Man what time is it? I want to go home.
Co-worker: It's only 11AM.
Jones: I'm feeling the Jonesitis - I'm outta here! Keep it real!

jonesitis by NocturnalP January 6, 2006

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jokeritis

having an unresistable urge to try and imitate Heath Ledger's Joker after watching the Dark Knight

Guy #1:"Got a little fight in ya, i like that"

Guy #2:"Dude, you got a bad case of Jokeritis"

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having an unresistable urge to try and imitate Heath Ledger's Joker after watching the Dark Knight

Guy #1:"A little fight in ya, i like that"

Guy #2:"Dude, you got a bad case of Jokeritis"

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A Condition where you can't take any more.

GOD DAM! i GOT Joxsitis again.

JOXSITIS by H@ndler March 22, 2019

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the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal

'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'

Jonitis by Super Jo April 6, 2008

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An imagined ailment, used as an excuse.. similar to malingering.

He says he’s not come to work because he’s ill, I reckon he has jokeyitis..

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It means to be addicted to the Jonas brothers and their music.

OMJ, I think I have Jonasitis.

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