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Noun /ʤɔ nɛk/: A rolled marijuana cigarette.
- Eww, who passed me the moist joneck?!

- Which of you limpdicked posers rolled this ugly ass joneck? I bet it was you, Scott!

- Quite the smoothly rolled joneck!

- Go go go, a joneck on the down low.
Joneck by Chr1s R0s3v4ll3y July 12, 2017
Words you can keep
Hustla, playa, pu☆☆y gettin MF Golden boy OG.

jonick is the man, shine so bright with all the diamonds in his face.
You know that dude Jonick, he's really cool
Related Words
to act in a creepy and socially awkward manor that some may find offensive.
That guy was so totally joncking at the club when he kept watching those same girls.
jonck by rysauce and sdawg December 2, 2009
A boy who's ugly , destined to have trouble and thinks he knows everything. His girl will soon fall for his friend and he don't even know it .
Girl 1: Eww look at that boy he aint got no shoe game do he got a girl?
Girl 2:Yeah but soon he will not . What's his name?
Girl 3:That's Joneek.
Joneek by Secretzuez4 May 15, 2014
A person who is whipped, or will do whatever their significant other wants.
Tony: You are going to the crafts fair instead of to the game?
Pat: Yes, Louisa is really into that kind of that stuff
Tony: Stop being a joneski and come to the game.
joneski by cubansandwich July 3, 2010

jonckheer 

A queer young lady who has talents in grabbing mega cock. Also hits that juul every five minutes. Fucking cunt.
Yooooo Jonckheer nibbling on Aj’s dick hair
Jonckheer WHADDA you doin in my bed
jonckheer by JuzerTheAbuser August 31, 2019
A cool person who is shy but definitely funny but annoying
Why are you being so jonack ya little shit
Jonack by anonymous February 7, 2023
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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