Jonas haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths called 'Jonas haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Jonas haters by SlimTony June 8, 2009

Jonas Haters

1.People who have good taste in music.
2.People who arnt 11.
3.People who just really dont give a shit.

Dude do you listen to the jonas brothers?

Nah. I have good taste in music.

Jonas haters.

Jonas Haters by suckitdonny May 3, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.

I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.

Jonas Brothers Haters by The Infinite Sadness May 31, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with

Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.

Jonas Brothers Haters by AlisaGirl1990 July 17, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

Smartest people on the planet

Albert Einstein hated the jonas fags
he was one of the many Jonas Brothers Haters

Jonas Brothers Haters by pieisgoodsoismetal January 10, 2010

Jonas brothers haters 

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Enough said!

Jonas brothers haters by SlimTony June 9, 2009

Jonas Brothers Haters 

An angry, occasionally bigoted group of people who passionately hate the Jonas Brothers as if they raped their mother.

Insults towards the Jonas Brothers usually consist of:

gay, (variations on this word), shit, (and other variations on that word).

Their main criticisms of the Jonas Brothers usually include but are not restricted to:

- The are not screamo/metal/techno/an 80's band (Make note that haters are apparently god's judges of music and that only their taste matters, despite the fact that they are not in the majority.)

-They are gay (Most Jonas haters may be uninformed as the Brothers are quite straight. It can also be assumed that Jonas haters are also highly homo-phobic and insecure about their sexuality.)

-They do not deserve they're fame and anyone could write "shit like that". (Against popular belief, Jonas Haters are NOT widely acclaimed for their musical talent, and most popular artists actually speak fondly of the Brothers(Elvis Costello, Lady Gaga, Kings of Leon ect.))

-Their fans are annoying. (True, though this may be because the annoying ones are generally the ones noticed most often, because they're annoying.)

-They're only famous because they're good-looking/They're ugly (no comment)

-They're sponsored by Disney (Very true, but unlike most Disney stars, they were originally signed and released an album under a totally different label. And the Brothers themselves do all of the songwriting (except where other credit is given-ex. Busted))

A Jonas Hater: Usually speaks about they're love for "hardcore" bands like Metallica, Lamb of God, or other similar bands. They consider this music, "real" music and wish violent death upon the Jonas Brothers for not being one of the bands that they like, promoting civilized behavior, and being famous/loved. Most Jonas Haters are teenage boys 13-17 who would feel gay if they said they liked the Jonas Brothers.(Many don't know that the Beatles had a vast majority of female fans because television was more limited back then.)

Jonas Brothers Fan #1: omg the jonas brthers aree so hot lo <3l im goning to mary joe!!!!!!! anyone who dusnt lik them can just shut up cus ther a jealous loooser!!!!

Jonas Brothers Fan #2: I absolutely love the Jonas Brothers so please don't insult them, I don't insult the bands that you like.

Jonas No Opinion: Um, I guess they have some good stuff, I mean, I don't HATE them, but I don't really like that style. I'm more of a hard rocker \m/

Jonas Brothers Haters:quote: "faggots
99% of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas brothers on the roof of a building. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5% who would shout "JUMP"!"
"Jonas Brothers are gay they butt rape each at night "
"fucking faggots! the jonas brothers are fail. Their music is a major failure "
"jonas bros. suckz ma ballez and smears Crusha© on them then lickz it off and sicks it up in a hat this iz how bad thee R lolololololololololo -sic"
"i fucking hate those fags"

Jonas Brothers Haters by SCayman May 14, 2009