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Jonas Brother fan 

People that get pissed when someone says "Jonas Brothers suck." They cannot type a proper sentence to save their lives, and they want to marry Nick Jonas. (Why they want to, who knows?) Its fun to piss them off.
me: The Jonas Brothers SUCK!
Jonas Brother fan: UR JuZ JEAULS Cuz THAY cAN GIT GURLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!.
me: WTF?
Jonas Brother fan:OMJ I WANT @ MARY NIK JONASSSSS!
me: *facepalm*
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Jonas Brothers fan 

An 11 to 13 year old girl that would put out for the world's shittiest band, constantly thinks others are jelous of them, feels so sorry for nick for having diabetes and put CANCER ribbons on profiles to feel sorry for him.
Also see (Idiot) (Ignorant) (Horny) (Fucktard) etc...
Horny youtube girl: OMG you jelous of jonas bros, OMJ WTF you jelous and stupid, they talented u know, they get girls you jelous, your music is shit compare to JB,I love nick jonas! even though i no meet him in lief, lol xD I <3 Nick bai

Non retard:.....Fuck it, no point in trying to talk to a horny Jonas Brothers fan, you can't get shit through their heads...
Jonas Brothers fan by Biteem June 25, 2008

Jonas Brothers Fan 

A person I come across just about everyday on YouTube. These people are the biggest hypocrites on the face of the earth. They confuse the music industry with the modeling industry, as they don't know that looks have nothing to do with music. They also don't allow opinions.
Me: HAHA! FUCK THE JONAS BROTHERS!

JB fan: I rspect your opnion! ur just jelous because they're hot and sexey! Sooo, do me a favr and get a life!

Me: Hey, they get money so fast because of their JACKED UP prices for ONE concert ticket! I'm still having working my ass off trying to make 30$/week at McDonalds!

Jonas Brothers Fan: I dont watto kep tlking 2 u. get a life, buh-bye. *BLOCKED*
Jonas Brothers Fan by TheRandomGuy2008 September 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers fan 

the most annoying raging idiots on this planet. they defend what could quite possibily be the worst band of ALL TIME.
They cant sing, have laughable guitar crap and use the same stupid recycled disney mainstream get the parents money garbage in every song. disney used to be a respectable company- until they sold out to get into the wallets of middle aged parents. They signed miley and the jo bros- i bet walt disney would turn over in his grave if he saw what a money grubbing sham his company has become.
A typical jo bro fan in third person for you: "omg dude yeah like da jo bros so totally hot so totally totally like YEAH. 1 minute later TOTAL"
A guy with a brain: "Shut up you jo bro idiot. Those talentless jokes only wish they had the talent of such a band as Dream Theater. Who you will never hear cause your too busy listening to recycled mainstream garbage!"
`Jo bro idiot walks away`
Jonas Brothers fan noob!

Jonas Brothers fan 

People without neither average IQ nor EQ. Incredibly passionate about screaming and fake music. Surprisingly sentimental and simple-minded. Notoriously lack self-control and logic when challenged.
A Jonas Brothers fan deserves non-disney education!

Jonas Brothers suck, noise, simple-minded, talentless
Jonas Brothers fan by MightyPython September 30, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fan 

Somebody who is more hated in America than Osama bin Laden. And that's really, really sad.
Jonas Brothers Fan: like, omg, you're just jealous cuz you're not hot like joe jonas. get a life, loser.

me: YOU go get a life. stop oogling at some poser fuck, his band, and its desecration of music. btw, you think purity rings are hot? you must really like chasity belts...

Jonas Brothers Fan 

They always say that people are just jealous of them. Actually, I find it quite pathetic that they must slander others to defend a musical group. They have insufficeint vocabulary and intelligence to express an opinion without insulting others.


NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.
Real Jonas Brothers Fans' Comments:
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)

you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.

Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD

Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life

Me:
Ouch, that burns.

PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?

xXx

Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.

JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!

Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.

JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.
Jonas Brothers Fan by uberdork August 5, 2008
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