A statement that includes a subtle brag about just about anything. Typically made by a guy named Jon, or someone who expresses Jon-like behavior. This behavior includes but is not limited to: making sure to tell everyone he is walking through south beach to an art museum or repeatedly stating how he’s “working from home because he can”.
Jonflex: “I have to drive to south beach to get a haircut”
“I had drinks with 6 of my PhD friends yesterday” #jonflex
“I just woke up from a nap because I’m working from home and it’s raining in Miami” #jonflex
“I just walked My dog to Steve Aoki’s juice bar” #jonflex
“I had drinks with 6 of my PhD friends yesterday” #jonflex
“I just woke up from a nap because I’m working from home and it’s raining in Miami” #jonflex
“I just walked My dog to Steve Aoki’s juice bar” #jonflex
by Rigatoni Montana July 03, 2019