Jon'd On

When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better

Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!

by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023

Jon O'Donnell

Owes Liam a fiver.

Oi, Jon O'Donnell, you owe me a fiver.

by 100% Not Liam August 2, 2020

don jon

A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.

Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants

by abcmale October 8, 2015

Don Jon

When you put lubricant in a blow up dolls mouth and you have her give you head while you watch porn

My girlfriend rejected me so I gave myself a Don Jon

by wisemankiller July 20, 2014

Don Jon

When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.

"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."

by Don jon August 28, 2014

jondong

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time

are you going to watch jondong

by frank May 12, 2004

JonDon

Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.

What a total JonDon!

by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017