Jon'd On

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When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better

Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!

Jon'd On by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023

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Jon O'Donnell

Owes Liam a fiver.

Oi, Jon O'Donnell, you owe me a fiver.

Jon O'Donnell by 100% Not Liam August 2, 2020

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don jon

A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.

Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants

don jon by abcmale October 8, 2015

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Don Jon

When you put lubricant in a blow up dolls mouth and you have her give you head while you watch porn

My girlfriend rejected me so I gave myself a Don Jon

Don Jon by wisemankiller July 20, 2014

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Don Jon

When you lose your boner because you're more addicted to porn and can keep a boner while watching porn.

"Don't Don Jon on me!"

"Did you just Don Jon?"

"Whoops I'm Don Jonning."

Don Jon by Don jon August 28, 2014

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jondong

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time

are you going to watch jondong

jondong by frank May 12, 2004

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JonDon

Someone who is danker then the rest. He uses his inner Maui to cause powerful waves of dank throughout the world.

What a total JonDon!

JonDon by Lord Dank III October 23, 2017

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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