John wade 

Someone with a small penis
A "John Wade" was used first when a man was about to have sex
When pulled out his tiny dick and said; "get ready for John Wade."
The lady said your not putting that tiny thing in me "John Wade"
Hense "John Wade"meaning tiny penis was born

You have such a John Wade

John wade by DaCLAW February 12, 2020

John Wade 

The most handsome man with the most beautiful smile. He will sing songs such as "Hungry Arms". He is a sensitive soul, but his outwardly manly exterior keeps his walls high. He is a kind man, with the most beautiful green eyes (not blue). If you ever meet a John Wade on a corner make sure to shut your eyes if you don't want to fall for him. His singing is pretty terrible, makes a banging vegan cheese sauce and he always pops the toilet seat down like a true gent. He is funny, but not as funny as a small Jo. He is a man of many talents. He gets distracted by shiny things occasionally and takes an age to pick a film. He is very very hard working. If you find a John you should know how lucky you are.

Person 1: Look at that handsome man over there!

Person 2. He must be a John Wade.

John Wade by Guitarjo April 30, 2022

John Wade Kearney 

Some one with the smallest dick in the world.Some one who had such a micropenis they put the name to shame.

"Yo have you seen john wade kearney dick!?!?!"

"Yea dude its smaller than trumps."

John Wade Kearney by Bigbittylittytitty June 26, 2020