A John page dumpasaurous is when you see an ass you massive it melts your brain the only words you can utter after seeing it is (Fat, voluptuous, massive, huge, juicy, humongous, gigantic, immeasurable, ballistic, collosal, bombastic, jumbo, abysmal and most of all creamworthy.
Holy crap look at that guy he has a John page dumpasaurous!!! My mind feels like it's melting looking at it!
by Acoolguy6937 March 17, 2026
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