John cleese

Possibly one of the most funniest comedians in the world, has played part in all the great classics, Monty Python films and flying circus, fawlty towers and others, one of the reasons why Britain is Great Britain :D

"Don't mention the war!" - John Cleese as Basil Fawlty in Fawlty towers

John cleese by Urburu November 2, 2005

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john cheese meluch

When you’re fucking a girl and you start sprinkling cheese all over her body before you bust your cheese all over her face.

Guy: dude did you hear that kid Parma John cheese busted a John cheese meluch all over Haley last night.

Guy 2: she ain’t real but damn, that sounds like a nice porno.

john cheese meluch by John Cheese Meluch April 3, 2019

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parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

parma john cheese by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

farmer john cheese

parmesan cheese

pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!

farmer john cheese by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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