John Wayne paper
John Wayne paper by Brother's quotes July 27, 2016
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John Wayne toilet paper
Damn dude, why you walking so funny?
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
I just took a shit in WalMart. All they had was John Wayne toilet paper. My asshole feels like downtown Baghdad.
I'm sorry man. Go take a shower.
John Wayne toilet paper by Tongue Roll July 26, 2013
John Wayne toilet paper
John Wayne toilet paper – Military term used to describe the low grade toilet paper found in the MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) accessory packet. Called so because it’s rough, tough and don’t take shit off of anybody. Can also be used in place of extra fine grit sandpaper when refinishing furniture.
Can I score a roll from that big box of ass wipe that your mom sent last week?
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
Why?
All that I have is that damn John Wayne toilet paper.
John Wayne toilet paper by Trav March 28, 2005
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John Wayne toilet paper
Inexpensive, single-ply, institutional-grade coarse toilet paper; from a joke. This stuff we use is John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it takes no crap off of anyone!
Barry in janitorial services went the passive-aggressive route when he was stiffed on his long-overdue raise. Suddenly, the two-ply Charmin was replaced by John Wayne toilet paper.
John Wayne toilet paper by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 12, 2005
John Wayne Toilet Paper
Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!
John Wayne Toilet Paper by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011
John Wayne Toilet Paper
Toilet Paper that is very nasty and rough and does not take shit off anyone. Usually this toilet paper is found in portable toilets.
John Wayne Toilet Paper by Genuine April 26, 2005
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john wayne toilet paper by Will June 5, 2003
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