John Shit 

It's when someone you know does something incredibly dumb & there is absolutely no logic behind it at all "That's Some John Shit!" And you feel like you're out of your gourd/speechless at how stupid oneself could be.

Someone that takes a shower right before they workout, & after. That's some John Shit.

John Shit by good buddy June 12, 2014

John Wick Shit

When you go Poop. And the dumb is so perfect. You pick up the poo and put it back in your BUMHOLE so you can Poop the perfect dump all over again.

Yo bro I just took this massive John wick shit. Was so good had to do John Wick 2 and 3. Wondering if I should do a John wick 4

John Wick Shit by Einstein Gravity Boner June 13, 2021

John Wick That Shit 

To overcome an obstacle or task that has insurmountable odds.

Brian: My boss has asked me to complete my report by 5pm tomorrow and I haven't even started.
Meghan: I guess you'll just have to John Wick That Shit.

John Wick That Shit by bripgilb March 21, 2017

Eat shit from John 

To swallow your pride

Silvio: So it's not about standing with the guys...or upholding the rules...not really.
Tony: So what's it all about? Why don't you illuminate me?
Silvion: It's about you don't wanna eat shit from John,you don't wanna bow down.

Eat shit from John by Soproanomon January 1, 2023

shit that killed john wayne 

Really potent weed that makes you choke for an extended period of time.

"Man, this is the shit...the shit that killed john wayne"

shit that killed john wayne by T to the motha fuckin P April 2, 2006

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit 

it's a move done when you're taking a shit that when the poop is coming out, you instantly jump off of the ground, grab the shit hanging outta your ass, smear all over your face, and sing "john jacob jingle heimer shit"

I love watching my gay roommate do it in front of me so i can lick it off his face, wipe it onto his dick, and suck it while rubbing my asshole.

John jacob Jingle Heimer Shit by Seymour Hass December 14, 2004

john shitcock 

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

john shitcock by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007