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1. (noun) any underground male celebrity regularly mistaken as a homosexual or misogynist

2. (adj) a human state of being not gay

3. (interjection) an exclamation that phonologically means "darn it!"
1. A lot of viewers mistake Sean Patrick Hayes to be the character he portrays but he's not; he's a John Pai

2. I'm not gay! I'm John Pai!

3. John Pai! How many times have I told you to stop touching me with that?!
John Pai by asubtleskoosh November 30, 2011
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Paige St.John 

A woman who won the 2011 pulitzer for her great journalism skills. She worked her way to the top of the news paper bussines from the bottom. She lives in Florida curently and is one of the most powerfull women of the year, always puting her job first. Alot of insurance companies that are braking the law are being recognized for their bad ways, because of Paige.
You're pulling an all-nighter at work? What are you trying to do, be the next Paige St.John?

Johnpaii 

French streamer who plays CSGO/Apex Legends

Also known for being a EX pokimane moderator

A: Do you watch Johnpaii?

B: Yeah thats the French pokimane VIP right?

A: No the ex mod

B: I hate french people
I hate johnpaii hes french
Johnpaii by SwagUser123 February 21, 2022
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