John Brooks

A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.

Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!

John Brooks by Flarebeboolin May 9, 2019

John Brooks

Literally the sexiest black man ever to exist. Hid style tops all else, no one can even remotely come close to topping the sexiness that is John. Known also for his loud YouTube videos that he tends to play.

Dude! Have you seen John Brooks?

Yeah, man! Lookin fly as always.

John Brooks by Jimmy Johnga May 8, 2019

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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