A John Anders is a mythical creature written about in mythology. The reason for this is because of his magical powers, John Anders usually transforms into little creatures to crawl under your door or other small entrances to steal your gold coins. A good way to find out if you're a victim of John Ander's trickery, is to count your gold coins every day, and if you see any missing, you are unfortunately a victim. The best way to prevent a John Anders from stealing your gold coins, you should consider putting students from Tonstad Skole, because John Anders doesn't like smelly students. If you've done this, you may hear a "Fytti RAKKERN hær stinke d!" That means you've succesfully prevented a John Anders
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