John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out

I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸

We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯

You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️

Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟

Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁

John’d It by JohnOSavin September 21, 2021

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John’d It

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions that a miracle from God is the only way out

We’ve really John’d it for ourselves this time boys

John’d It by JohnOSavin September 23, 2021

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Johnditis

The act of being bitten by John C. Flansburgh or John L. Linnell. It takes about three to ten minutes to turn into one of them.

Zoe: what a nice day.

Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?

Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!

Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.

John: *growling and feral sounds*

Zoe: Shit! He bit me!

Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!

Johnditis by TheLump2022 April 1, 2022

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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