John’d It 

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out

I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸

We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯

You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️

Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟

Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁

John’d It by JohnOSavin September 21, 2021

John’d It 

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions that a miracle from God is the only way out

We’ve really John’d it for ourselves this time boys

John’d It by JohnOSavin September 23, 2021

Johnditis 

The act of being bitten by John C. Flansburgh or John L. Linnell. It takes about three to ten minutes to turn into one of them.

Zoe: what a nice day.

Jakob: it sure is. Wait who is that?

Zoe: oh look! It is John Linnell from They might be giants!

Jakob: oh sweet! Look! Here he comes now.

John: *growling and feral sounds*

Zoe: Shit! He bit me!

Jakob: oh no! You are about to get Johnditis!!

Johnditis by TheLump2022 April 1, 2022