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Johalys is the most interesting girl you will ever meet. She is so sweet and makes everyone’s day better. No one in the world can compare to her so if you can, make her yours and never let go.
Johalys is beautiful from the name to the soul
johalys by Timcalli03 July 22, 2020
tall, dark and handsome; the womanizer
Ryan Gosling: I acted like my friend Johanes in "Crazy, Stupid, Love".
Johanes by pseudophier January 11, 2012

Johaness 

Johaness is a very simple guy who does not love arguments lest you fully provoke him. Sometimes you may be bored around them because they sometimes very serious but at times their company is memorable. They are generally cool guys who are not very talkative.
I have a cool friend called Johaness
Johaness by Gabriel010 December 25, 2020

Johanese 

Johanese is a strong, wiling, and compassionate type of person. He has a very delicate past since he got rejected most of the time but he gets stronger every time.

He has a very unique personality, approachable and intelligent. People with this name makes jokes that are corny, ones that only they laugh at and understand. Johanese exemplifies the most annoying traits of a man.
"Johanese is a clown, you don't need to go to a circus."
"He's so stiff, he must be Johanese."

Johalism 

Johalism (n) is an occurring phenomenon when a person speaks like johal.
He was inflicted with johalism.
Johalism by Goofyahhuncle March 4, 2023

Johnless 

This guy is such a Johnless.
Johnless by anonymous April 15, 2023
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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