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N - jo-le.
1. A johal is when you fall down for no apparent reason on a basketball court, clutch a non-existant knee injury or throw passes that fall two feet short of the target and promptly get stolen

2. Method of trying to win back a sweetheart by taking copious amounts of ecstacy and knockin on her doorstep at 4am.
1. Dude, the defender was nowhere near you and you fell down?
Yeah, I pulled a Johal. Sorry.

2. "It's not too late to fix things with her."
"Yeah it is, man. You pulled a Johal. You can't repair the damage done at 4am when high on ecstasy."
Johal by Gazza1590 March 31, 2009

Dhillion Johal 

Known to be tall, fat a very weird man who can demolish food EXQUISITELY.
Dhillion Johal was seen gobbling up a large pizza Sunday night.
Dhillion Johal by Muhammad Abu Ahmed November 25, 2021

Avraj Johal

A very Good Boy
Your a Avraj Johal

Jude Johal.. 

He is very gay and loves mega cock to suck every day
Jude Johal.. loves cock every day!
Jude Johal.. by Sku11zey July 9, 2023

simrit Kaur johal 

Simrit kaur johal is a person who lives by the Moto why not and is a super athletic person who play every sport there is to exist she is also very cool
simrit Kaur johal by Cmjgwgcb November 24, 2021
1.The most amazing moment of someones life.

2. Being in the most amazing mood.
1. Going to Electric zoo was JOHA, i will never forget that day it was truly amazing.
2. I just got an A in biochemistry, i feel so JOHA.
JOHA by Ms. Awesom3 March 2, 2012
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