Joel'd

When you drink so much alcohol that you vomit for over an hour, onto your own shoes, while being recorded.

Mate I'm well past wasted, I'm Joel'd!

by Mrpequalme October 23, 2014

Joel'd

To Joel someone means to kill off the most important character in a series, around an hour into the story with no actual buildup to their death.

"I had to stop playing Last of Us 2 after they Joel'd Joel."
"I had real high expectations for Saints Row 3, but then they Joel'd Johnny Gat."

by starwantsthistermtobewidelyuse August 31, 2021

Joel’d

Too be so past the point of we’re youre so fucked up that the only thing you can do is either throw up,or throw up and past out.

Sam:Aye bro look at Gage he’s so drunk I think he’s about to get Joel’d.

by Pandatrainer227 November 27, 2018

Joel'd

When a very loved and important character is killed off an hour into a show, game, or some form of story without any buildup to that moment.

1. I was playing Last of Us 2 and they killed Joel off in the first hour! They Joel'd him!!
2. Saints Row 3 was fun, but I can't believe they Joel'd Johnny Gat.

by legitplayer August 17, 2022

Joel’d

When you mistakenly send a text message to a person or thread intended for a different person or thread.

Can you believe that he texted his girl that he’d see her later while she was out of town? He meant to send that to his side chick! He really Joel’d that one.

by CandiedHam August 21, 2025

Joel'd Out

To be wildly energetic, enthusiastic and otherwise hyper for no obvious or apparent reason. Coined by an incredibly wise and good-looking life guru. Warning: at social events you might be mistaken as a drug user

Ryan: Man, look at that one dude dance, it's like he's on ecstacy!

Kyle: Dude, he's all Joel'd Out right now!

by Suave Enrico June 29, 2011

Joel Delacruz

Joel is a very good looking boy and has the funniest girlfriend ever. He will always be overprotective over her and sometimes go by the nickname lil crack.

Joel is so funny
Is that joel delacruz?

by Roseyrose._222 May 26, 2021