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Joe says No 

A mouse that lives in someones vagina (along with other STDs) that says "No" and closes the vagina if it doesnt want sex. Joe, the mouse usually wants sex because he has low self esteem.
If a man tries to have sex with a girl Joe may say no, but he probably wont.

Joe says no
Joe says No by Bitchz July 9, 2014
As said by DaithiDeNogla when Joe peed on his keyboard.
No Joe you peed on my keyboard!
No Joe by Jazzymations January 15, 2018

No Joe Pa 

A phrase said to deny gayness when partaking in an action that can be deemed homosexual in any way. It is very similar to the meaning "no homo", except refers to allegations against Penn State and longtime former head coach Joe Paterno.
The camp counselor called out No Joe Pa as he strapped the climbing harness on the camper.
No Joe Pa by jwags1568 November 26, 2011

no mouse joe 

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3[)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse
"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"
no mouse joe by Duster March 17, 2004

Hell no, Mexican Joe! 

This is a more politically correct way to say no way, josé.
Did you get with that hooker in Tiajuana last night?

Hell no, Mexican Joe!
Hell no, Mexican Joe! by meatgel November 13, 2014

No One Messes with Joe 

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.
Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."
No One Messes with Joe by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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