Joe Dirte 

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

Joe Dirte by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

Joe Darte 

A sexual fetish practice where a darte is inserted into the japs eye of a flacid penis. Extreme cases involve indulgences of a hard member supporting the dart without aids or assistances.

That dude in the corner wants us to talk dirty to him so he can do a Joe Darte

Joe Darte by Loose dolly April 20, 2011

Joe Dierte 

A girl you see that seems to resemble Joe Dirt played by David Spade. If you remember, he said he calls himself Joe Dierte because it sounds fancier.(You also call the girl this so she does not know what you are talking about). In order to fit Dierte specifications
1)Said girl must resemble the character of Joe Dirt.
2)Said girl must have hair cut similar or identicle to the mullet that Joe Dirt has.
3)Said girl must be extreamly annoying and and douche-baggy
And Finaly,
4)Said girl must be the all around most dirty and filthiest person you know.

WTF dude? Look at that Joe Dierte.
Shut the fuck up Joe Dierte.

Joe Dierte by Winston Samsonite April 28, 2008