Joe Bro

Short for a Jonas Brothers' faggot-ass band member or a male faggot-ass fan.

Person #1- "Dude you can't go wrong with Led Zeppelin."
Person #2- "I don't know, I'm sort of into hip-hop."
Faggot- "My favorite band of all time is the Jonas Brothers!"
Person #1- "Dude, what a fucking Joe Bro."
Person #2 shoots Faggot in the face.

by AtomicHerpes December 21, 2009

Joe Bro

White man specifically middle aged or elderly

Look at old cracker ass Larry over there he's a real Joe Bro

by Riv61 May 15, 2022

Joe Bro'd

1.Coming into contact with one or more of the Jonas brothers.

2.To be owned by the Jonas brothers.

3. To be chaste.

4. Feels like sticking your hand in a jar of peanut butter with sparkley lover boy magic jewels, only to be scauled by placing your hand in a boiling hot joe butt.

"You just got joe bro'd!"
"Put some joe bro on that shit!"
"If you aint joe broin, ya aint livin"
"You totally just got joe bro'd in the face"
" Sarah Joe Bro Pereira"
"Michael "Teddy" just go joe bro'd"
" Trent would love to joe bro all night long"
" JOE BROOOO'd!"

by Joe Bro Bear Mama October 13, 2009

Sloppy Joe Bro

When you eat a sloppy Joe with your bro, then eat each others ass holes

We are Sloppy Joe Bros

by ChristopherBrain March 15, 2025

joe the bro

the bro who likes to fuck everyone whilst wanking

joe the bro has many hoes

by jdm_joe April 20, 2021

Joe Brooks

a talented, adorable, fione, creative, inspiring, heart melting, musician from the UK. Giving a such a vibrant sound of acoustics, girls swooning over the sound of his voice or run away so shocked when they see his smile.

Boy: Man, I wish I was like Joe Brooks.

Girl: Hah, yeah you wish. You can't duplicate perfection. ;D

Boy: So what you want him to be your Superman.

Girl: Nahh, I just like him as he is. He doesn't have to be perfect. :)

by prince7 October 4, 2008

joe brown

a caucasian male with an african american size penis

I was at the bar and met this white guy took him home and he had a joe brown. I kept him.

by Vanessa Williams October 10, 2007