Joe Boxer

The ugliest, un-classiest brand of underwear, normally worn by middle-school boys that think they are the shit. They let their boxer-brief band hang out of their pants only to reveal their K-Mart brand underwear.
Also occasionally worn by college-aged douche bags.

Boys that wear oversized basketball shorts and tall socks with Adidas sandals could possibly be seen with a Joe Boxer band hanging out just above their ass crack.

Joe Boxer by UnderwearGaloreYUM October 27, 2010

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Joe Bober

Joe Bober is a troll on Yahoo! Answers that has a group formed called The Army Of Bober And The Childern Of The KoЯn. He and his "Army" terroize the Hunting Page in a smiliar way to Man Egg. Got KoЯn Created The Children Of The KoЯn Which Then, Later On, Merged With The Army Of Bober. Joe Bober's army consists of a few good men: They Are:

Got KoЯn?
Joe Bober
Word Up!
master gerbil
Joe Bober (Reloaded)
The One Who Is (Not)
Saliva Man
Nurturing Gardens
Bill Callahan Is Poop
Chuck Norris
The One Who Is
brian
Patsfan546

(Note That These Are All Their User Names).

ĘxčЯëtė Lead Vocals Dude, one of Bober's best men, left the group.

Joe Bober Is Terrible!!!!

Joe Bober by ĘxčЯëtė Lead Vocals Dude July 28, 2009

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Joe Boner

He's a dude who once got a boner while wearing sweat pants in public. He claims he wasn't aroused, but he's full of shit. Hence, anyone who has a constant erection shall be called 'Joe Boner.'

Yo look! Joe's got a fuckin boner! Well he is Joe Boner.

Joe Boner by Fatboy Giueseppe December 12, 2012

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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