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Joe Boxer 

The ugliest, un-classiest brand of underwear, normally worn by middle-school boys that think they are the shit. They let their boxer-brief band hang out of their pants only to reveal their K-Mart brand underwear.
Also occasionally worn by college-aged douche bags.
Boys that wear oversized basketball shorts and tall socks with Adidas sandals could possibly be seen with a Joe Boxer band hanging out just above their ass crack.
Joe Boxer by UnderwearGaloreYUM October 27, 2010
Words you can keep

Joe Bober 

Joe Bober is a troll on Yahoo! Answers that has a group formed called The Army Of Bober And The Childern Of The KoЯn. He and his "Army" terroize the Hunting Page in a smiliar way to Man Egg. Got KoЯn Created The Children Of The KoЯn Which Then, Later On, Merged With The Army Of Bober. Joe Bober's army consists of a few good men: They Are:

Got KoЯn?
Joe Bober
Word Up!
master gerbil
Joe Bober (Reloaded)
The One Who Is (Not)
Saliva Man
Nurturing Gardens
Bill Callahan Is Poop
Chuck Norris
The One Who Is
brian
Patsfan546

(Note That These Are All Their User Names).

ĘxčЯëtė Lead Vocals Dude, one of Bober's best men, left the group.

Joe Boner 

He's a dude who once got a boner while wearing sweat pants in public. He claims he wasn't aroused, but he's full of shit. Hence, anyone who has a constant erection shall be called 'Joe Boner.'
Yo look! Joe's got a fuckin boner! Well he is Joe Boner.
Joe Boner by Fatboy Giueseppe December 12, 2012
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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