Jobkoto

One of the biggest losers in the 90's anime, Sailor Moon. Her birth name is Makoto Kino. She is notoriousin the fandom for her sociopathic tendencies and constant jobbing.

One of her biggest follies was training martial arts for the entire series (she stated in episode 30 she trains kung-fu in her pastime), having an entire episode dedicated to her training in the mountains, just for her to get completely destroyed in episode 193 by Yaten, a scrawny boy who the creator described as fragile and lifted nothing heavier than chopsticks. It wasn't just a typical beatdown either, but an outright decimation. Yaten effortlessly caught her punch while bending his arm awkwardly, and then proceeded to humiliate her by throwing her to the floor like garbage. What a loser!

Person 1: Remember that episode Jobkoto got jobbed?
Person 2: Which one? You just described every episode.
Person 1: Haha, oops.

Jobkoto by SailorStarHealer March 4, 2021

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Jobototo

Jobototo means a person that plays fortnite.

You are a Jobototo.

Jobototo by Radical_Void13 November 14, 2020

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Jobkoto • Jobototo • Jokotoluwa

Jokotoluwa

Jokotoluwa is a fun and loving person who has a big heart. she is always there when you need it, she knows how to cheer a person up. she is always showering people with compliments and she at times can be shy and insecure but she is also very pretty!

Jokotoluwa: You ok?
Me: No my grandpa just died

Jokotoluwa: *gives some comforting words*
Me: *My mood changes from sad to happy :)*

Jokotoluwa by Letter2carti April 15, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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