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I'm feeling rather Jobid today.
Jobid by Jobid January 11, 2025
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JOBD. Jerk Off Before Donating. Refers to the current state of Twitch.tv and how many clickbaiting whores there are. Came from Trainwreckstv.
JOBD APE GANG
JOBD by Bluedreamstv February 17, 2018
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JoBiden Jo Bid Jobis Jobism Jobie jobified jobita Joid Jobist Jebidiah
Jonida is a beautiful as a matter a fact shes a gorgeous girl everybody litterally everyone is jelous of she gets all the boys she has a perfect body when she walks in a room everyones vibes go from good to amazing when she laughs its so contagious that everyone gets it her long brunnet hair is litterally like fabulous its so silky and shiny. She is just so perfect there is no word to describe how amazing she is !!!
" Damn john do you see that gorgeous girl"
"Yep lets see if we can get her number she's definitely a Jonida"
jonida by Onetreehillfan July 24, 2017
Guys that like to jerk off with others.
Me and Frank are jobuds.
Jobud by Gtek November 19, 2019
People,mostly girls,named Jonida are often very ambitious and have a powerful character.Her benefits are envied by many people but she is never really stastified and is so ambitious that she sometimes forget herself,but never that ambitious that she lives seriouly on her own.She needs family and friends as much as she needs work for her brain.Jonidas try to impress with their outward appearance but have to learn that their character alone is a masterpiece and beautiful enough.You can trust jonidas without any kind of doubt because of her empathic abilities and her loyalty.you can laugh with her until youre crying.Jonida in one sentence : a beautiful person with so much love and power you like to be surrouned by bc you can learn so much of her and have so much fun at the same time
A: wanna hang out at the weekend together
Jonida: sorry ,still so much to learn
Jonida by pacific1001 January 3, 2017
The most kind beatufial girl you will ever meet :o and guess what, SHES MINE >:O!
"Jobie is really sweet"
Jobie by AdamSmith October 16, 2008

Joebidenphobia

The extreme and irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Tim: It's not like I hate him. I just have the irrational fear of people named Joe Biden.
Gus: Joebidenphobia?
Tim: Yeah...
Joebidenphobia by NIQQA TWERK February 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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