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JOBD. Jerk Off Before Donating. Refers to the current state of Twitch.tv and how many clickbaiting whores there are. Came from Trainwreckstv.
JOBD APE GANG
JOBD by Bluedreamstv February 17, 2018
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Acronym for Jerk off before Donating . A Movement invented by the twitch streamer trainwrecksTV to stop thinking with the dick.
You should JOBD before you interact with a woman.
JOBD by jigglyT October 26, 2017
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A term for: Jerk of before donating. Originated by twitch streamer trainwreckstv .
Tyler : "JOBD before you watch a tiddy streamer . "
JOBD by jigglyT November 6, 2017
Jerk off before deciding
Hey Jake! I think I'm gonna ask Linda to marry me.

Jake: Are you sure? I think you should JOBD.
JOBD by Laypack May 28, 2017

Jobdodger 

a giro collector or typical customer at cex or pawn show. Doesnt have or want a job.
All the jobdodgers are out, must be giro day
Jobdodger by jiw1987 September 26, 2012

Jobdodger 

A typical CeX customer or regular at a pawn shop, swap meet or carboot. Doesn't have or want a job
"Crikey! CeX is full of jobdodgers today, must be giro day"
Jobdodger by jiw1987 September 26, 2012
Job'd - Having received one or more jobs
I job'd Lenny for being unreasonable.
Job'd by 215 June 5, 2007
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