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Jobbee jabber 

An act were some one comes up behind you and jabs somthing in your ass.
Your walking up the stairs and the person behind you jabs your ass with a rolled up newspaper or leaflet or anything.
Jobbee jabber by Richard Anderson December 9, 2003

Jobbie Jabber 

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

Jobber Jabber 

A homosexual male (derogatory)
(Scottish slang)
''eee look at that wee jobber jabber pulling his bumchum HEEEE HE HE!''
Jobber Jabber by sweet jesus July 7, 2006

jobbiejabber 

one who gives it up the poopshoot
gay man elton is a jobbiejabber
jobbiejabber by drummer January 18, 2003

jobbiejabber 

wot do u think of that poofter over there,he,s a right jobbiejabber.
jobbiejabber by freddie January 19, 2003

Nut Jobber

when you’d rather (spicy Boston accent) erra bend yourself into a a pretzel and lick your own bean bag...deez nutz erra, taint, rather than Hot Big Ben, Siphoes, cock throttling puss-say with your MDE caaaack
I know this sweet siphoe who seemed ok but after sniifing her STANK cock throttling sniizach I decided to just give myself a Nut Jobber rather than crossing that hot cess puss-say pool
Nut Jobber by British Gal 1973 January 25, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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