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He might be annoying but he cares a lot for the people that are with him he might be an asshole that screams and doesn’t care for anyone but himself ... he’s a great leader figure and he tries to make people happy when he can’t make himself happy tries his best make everyone around him happy and joyful he gives you advice when you need it and he is a shoulder when you need one
Jobany is such an ass
Jobany by Xxx_lil69bli_xxx June 4, 2018
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Huge sarcastic asshole
jobany by Pdwnfb October 31, 2017
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Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.
Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.
A cat from the Anime Yo-Kai Watch, Jibanyan is super cute and lazy. If you wanna call someone lazy, then they are a jibanyan. Well I mean they aren't a cat but they are lazy.
This person is like jibanyan!

Jibanyan is so cute right?
jibanyan by Nyanbo August 22, 2020
Gorgeous, understanding, smart, super sarcastic, pretty, doesn't like touchy people, great dancer, likes talking, strange, weird, cooler than everyone else in their school, awesome
DANG! THAT GIRL JOHANY BE DABOMB.COM!
Johany by Katelyn Lipton December 9, 2012
The most amazing person you'll ever talk to. He ain't no snake or bitch. He Repeckts women.
We should hang out with my Nibba Jovany cause he Chill.
Jovany by Breadikins August 9, 2018
That fat cat that isn’t garfield
Jibanyan is a cat.
Jibanyan by Not Laser September 14, 2020
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