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(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc
"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"
Job Gas by spyanuk November 26, 2017
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Connecticut Gas Job 

When a man is getting a rimjob and farts in the girls face.
Yo, i gave that bitch a connecticut gas job last night.
A gas truck. Often used to express distaste that it's not a diesel.
Billybob1: That's a sweet Ford!
Billybob2: Yeah but that ain't no Powerstroke, that's a gas job...
gas job by Ajewman April 3, 2017

Gas Station Blow Job 

Typically when 2 of the opposite gender meet in a gas station bathroom and perform a blow job.
Yo me and Trish had a gas station blow job at a 7/11 on the side of I-95 South!

gastric lube job 

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.
"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026