Jizzy January 

Often used to describe the event in January where you jizz (cum) everyday in January. Many people pass this event each year and it is widely celebrated.

“Holy shit, Jizzy January was so easy this year”

Jizzy January by grassifyedlawn February 18, 2024

Juicy Jizz January 

In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.

1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day

Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.

Juicy Jizz January by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017

Just Jizz January 

Just Jizz January means you need to jizz everyday on the January month. You need to jizz on your dresser, console, cat, dog, anything in your house.

Aye man, you know about Just Jizz January?

Yeah but i got punished for jizzing on my cat.

Just Jizz January by octnee January 6, 2021

Janty Jizz January 

After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.

Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!

Janty Jizz January by Profstrange December 1, 2018

Just jizz January 

All of January just let it all!

Yo guys let it out it’s just jizz January

Just jizz January by Paigeala November 1, 2019

No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

No Jizz January by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

Juicy Jizz January 

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

Juicy Jizz January by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018