Jizztart

When you ejaculate into a toasted pop tart and give it to your best friend to eat, A bond that is unbreakable is then formed.

"Hey, I made you a jizztart."
"What's that?"
"You'll see"
"thank you so much"
*chomp chomp*
"Mmm, what did you put in this it's incredible"
"MY jizz"

by €v€€♡ November 18, 2022

Jizztastic

When something is so fantastic, that you instantly cream your pants with jizz, semen, sperm-juice, etc.

Damn homie, that criossant was jizztastic!

Wasn't that episode of Digi-Mon jizztastic?!

by Bay City Bird Slapper April 25, 2011

jizztastic

good enough to make you soak your pants with semen, better than fantastic; something so wonderful, you just cannot contain yourself

Winning the lottery is jizztastic experience.

by Nebuchadnezzar January 9, 2004

Jizztar

1. When you take a jizz on someones guitar. Usually out of anger or jealously.

2. Also the act of forming your jizz onto a flat surface into the shape of a guitar.

1. Tom: "Man, that guy is a prick to me, I'm going to give him a jizztar sometime."

2. Teddy: "Hey, did you see that jizztar I made last night?"
Mary: "You're sick."
Teddy: "v_v"

by Darth_X April 17, 2008

Jizztastic

When something, either an event, object or person, is so good that you almost jizz yourself i.e. ejaculate in your pants.

God that is absolutely jizztastic

by Davetherave February 4, 2006

jizzfart

when you have anal and he busts in your ass and when you fart the jizz shoots out.

Dave shot my load in Sara's asshole and she jizzfarted all over his face.

by queen queef December 9, 2008

Jizztastic

Something so fantastic that it makes you jizz.

This song is jizztastic!

-or-

You look jizztastic today!

by lolicakes February 26, 2011