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Jizzturbed 

When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.
I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.
Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013
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Semen ejaculated from a penis and used in absence of any commerically marketed processed sexual lubrication. Most often used by masturbating teenage boys who reach a first orgasm and then use their own jizz to continue stroking their still-erect cocks, resulting in a second orgasm. Also jizzlube is used frequently by gay men engaging in bareback anal sex. When the bare-backing "top" climaxes first, he will often use the jizz he ejaculated onto or inside of the asshole of the "bottom" and continue repeated anal penetration, using his own cum as jizzlube, until his partner reaches his own orgasm. Jizzlube can also be used in mutual gay masturbation scenarios in a similar way as described above.
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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