Jizzslammer 

Slam jizz in someones face after orgasming in sexual intercourse.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OH MY GOD SLAM THAT JIZZ
*slams dick on the face*
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You Jizzslammer

Jizzslammer by Big Muslim March 27, 2023

Jizzhammer 

Male reproductive organ. Used for copulation and urination, but never simultaneously.

"Dude! I could hear you peeing in the other room. You're really working the old jizzhammer today!"

"I know I'm walking funny today, but he totally nailed me hard with the jizzhammer last night."

Jizzhammer by marecia August 17, 2011