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America's Funniest Home Videos is just a bunch of dudes getting hit in the jizz-berries.

Every time I hear that song "Baby" I just wanna kick Justin Beaver square in the jizz berries.
by Mr.Dr. Professor Chester July 14, 2010
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The act of masturbating, and holding in your cum until your penis turns purple. Then slowly releasing it on her left eye
"you should jizzberry her, she sucks, and she's just waiting for it"

"your mom needs an eye-patch, because i jizzberried her a week ago and shes still hittin' walls"
by adriansucks May 18, 2010
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The sperm of a man that is hosed onto a woman's body during sexual adventures. Usually of large quantities and ends the adventures promptly.
by Evil E's February 24, 2011
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The Yew Tree Berry also known as the precumberry or jizzberry. The flesh of this intense red berry emits a slimy sweet juice once squeezed, gently caress the glowing bulb until the seed pops out onto the ground. The flesh is edible, however it is advised to spit the seed rather than swallow as the outer shell is extremely toxic and may cause hallucinations, death or both, in that order.
I squeezed it too hard and jizzberry juice erupted all over my hand.
by Acidtest25 August 21, 2017
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