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jizz wig 

A Chicks hairdoo after a guy ejects semen in it
The idea of which is to slut her out and make her look like a cheap slut or porn star or a slam hog. A girl with a messy hairdoo or a bed head look which reminds a guy of what she would look like after she just had sex first thing in the morning ( but she is out in public looking like that) and possibly includes big 80s style hair like hair metal type hairdoos which would make a guy want to spontaneously bust a nut in her hair from lust.
Usually followed by the sentence: Ewww he cummed in my hair! (which is what guys love to hear)
The guy is known as a jizzwig romeo after blowing his load in her hairdoo or in her eyeball.

Aka the guy blows his load in her hair after she gives him oral/ blowjob and he climaxes. The next best thing to cummimg in her mouth is getting a nut in her hair or in her eyeball.
My chick had a gnarly jizz wig after I blew my load in her hairdoo. ( well she said not in her mouth so i did the next best thing).

I took her to gobblers knob and gave her a jizzwig.

Wow love the bedhead jizzwig on that chick! I coukd spuegh all over that in some nasty sex.

She said:help I can't see I have jizz in my eyeball!

The guy who did it is now a jizzwig romeo
jizz wig by jizzwig romeo November 30, 2013
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Jizz Wig 

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.
Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!
Jizz Wig by herbertonic June 19, 2023

jizz wiggle 

The act of shooting cum and watching it slowly run down a girls stomach after masterbating violently.
"Dude, I jizz wiggled on your mom last night and she licked it up"
jizz wiggle by Tigwigger93 December 15, 2016
A person that has cum covering their hair, usually from a blowjob gone wrong. Also a person with blonde or white highlights.
Right before cumming, the man pushed the strippers head down and proceeded to give her a Jizzwig.
Jizzwig by Roster Web December 15, 2009

JizzWiggins 

A person who has an offensive amount of hair product in their hair so it looks like they have been bukkake
"Look at that Jizzwiggins"
JizzWiggins by SoundRocketman March 11, 2018
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026