Jizzwig
A person that has cum covering their hair, usually from a blowjob gone wrong. Also a person with blonde or white highlights.
Jizzwig by Roster Web December 15, 2009
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Jizzwipe
Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.
Jizzwipe by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017
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Jizzlightenment
The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.
Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009
jizzwizard
A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)
Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?
jizzwizard by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007
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