Jizzwig 

A person that has cum covering their hair, usually from a blowjob gone wrong. Also a person with blonde or white highlights.

Right before cumming, the man pushed the strippers head down and proceeded to give her a Jizzwig.

Jizzwig by Roster Web December 15, 2009

Jizzwipe 

Anything that can be used to wipe away jizz; i.e. sock, tissue, towel, your girlfriends panties, etc.

Hey babe, could you hand me a jizzwipe?

Jizzwipe by Ju Tang Killa March 18, 2017

Jizzlightenment 

The clarity of mind that immediately follows ejaculation, usually involving shame and regret about one's choice of sexual partner.

"Boy, once jizzlightenment set in, I couldn't get out of that tree planting hostel fast enough."

Jizzlightenment by Gord Lang July 2, 2009

jizzwich 

a very unpleasant surprise inside of a food item,
a sandwich that looks like it may be good but you find it to be filled with shit.

Damn, i got thought this was a hoagie but its a fucking turkey jizzwich

jizzwich by jakebob March 15, 2007

jizzwizard

A person (usually male) with alarming proficiency in all things jizz-related. Since this insult will usually be interpreted as considerably homophobic, you may want to avoid using it in the vicinity of furious flamingos. I find it to be more effective as an adjective, which also conveniently takes some emphasis off of the ever-so taboo gay bashing aspect. A perfect example of a jizzwizard candidate would be one of your poor (aka not rich) friends resorting to acting as a beer queer in order to satisfy his alcoholism. The act itself is not what deserves the ridicule, but the pathetic nature of his financial status. If we've learned anything from the wise Patrick Bateman, it's that poor people require considerable derision. (I hope people take that last tangent seriously.)

Jose Contreras: You cock worshipping jizzwizard! Stop touching my radio!
Bruce Lee: (stares a hole into Contreras' skull) Wow, homophobes are awesome.
Jose Contreras: ...I'm sorry, you can have my radio?

jizzwizard by benny b from the bronx August 20, 2007

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.

Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!

jizzwizard by Angus October 9, 2004

Jizzwizard

The janitor at a dirty strip club.

We're gonna need a jizzwizard in the vip area someone just busted a double wide load on the floor

Jizzwizard by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022