Jizz Juice
Jizz Juice by zcupp September 22, 2010
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Jizz Juice
noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.
Jizz Juice by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021
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Juice Jizz
The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.
"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."
Juice Jizz by StrangeDeucey June 27, 2019
Jizz and Juice
When you spooge in a girls brown-eye then you piss in it R. Kelly style and you make another ho-bag toss it back like a shot out of bitch #1's rectum.
Jizz and Juice by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 22, 2004
Joaquin's Jizz Juicer
The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
Joaquin's Jizz Juicer by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
Juicy Jizz January
In the months after the dinosaurs invented No Nut November they decided to create the greatest thing known to man, Juicy Jizz January. They established 2 rules.
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
1)Nut at least twice a day everyday
2) On weekends nut three times a day
Person 1: I just barely made it through No Nut November.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
Person 2: Ik but are you ready for Juicy Jizz January?
Person 1: Hell yeah.
Juicy Jizz January by Honeybbqchnk December 1, 2017
Juicy Jizz January
Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February
Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"
Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot
Juicy Jizz January by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018
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