Often misunderstood, a Jiub is a prodigy and guiding light in society. A character capable of many great feats, often unaware of their own brilliance. Described as omnipresent and infallible.
Jiubelsexuals are people who DO NOT experience sexual attraction this does not mean that they are plants. They can experience romantic attraction though. Jiubelsexuals who don't experience romantic attraction are called discord mods. Some Jiubelsexuals are sex repulsed while some will have sex. Jiubelsexuals are also mfs who live on discord. Jiubelsexual is based off Jiubel since he gets no bitches. Don’t be like Jiubel 🤪.
I am jiubelsexual aka pull no bitches.
My cousin is jiubelsexual for never having a girlfriend.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!