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Snap Jitsu
Unorthodox variant of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu developed from Gracie Jiu Jitsu and 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu which involves grabbing the neck with the bicep and forearm, and proceed to drop to the ground with a quick snapping motion to initiate different submissions, most likely a guillotine choke or d’arce choke.
Training includes unorthodox, counter productive and sometimes stupid drills and workouts. Some of these workouts include lifting weights while balancing on exercise balls, kicking metal poles, elbowing exercise machines and running through uneven terrain with a weight vest. All must be done with proper eye-protection; polarized sunglasses with a darkest tint available. During training, avoid all cables and wiring at all costs.
Training includes unorthodox, counter productive and sometimes stupid drills and workouts. Some of these workouts include lifting weights while balancing on exercise balls, kicking metal poles, elbowing exercise machines and running through uneven terrain with a weight vest. All must be done with proper eye-protection; polarized sunglasses with a darkest tint available. During training, avoid all cables and wiring at all costs.
Snap Jitsu by Grandmaster Ferguson December 4, 2018
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jittydawg by jazzsimger10 August 10, 2022
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
The art of folding laundry with the person still in the clothes.
Can also be defined as involuntary yoga
Can also be defined as involuntary yoga
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu by Ape-Monkey September 28, 2020
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