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top man, gangster. some who is unique, important, VIP
JiTzY, shotter,the real g, VIP, joker
JiTzY by Jaknow July 1, 2007
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JiTzY • jitzy bits • Jizzy • jitty • jitz • jetzy • Jitsy • jitzel • jitzell • jizzy blizzard
A beautiful charming girl. A srtong girl . creative and really smart most talenting most loyalist
Jitzy by Ms.loyalty August 21, 2019

jitzy bits 

Origin: North-East Coast of Aus,

A "Jitzy Bits", is a Ditzy jane, slow hoe or a dumb cunt. Airheaded, no-one home, goldfish-memory and all of the above. She's smokin hot, but a little ?silly billy?.
~"Gabby, swallow my load, be a good girl (mutters under breath, "ya Jitzy Bits").
jitzy bits by JSBC August 13, 2017

Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs 

When someone masturbates and finishes in someone else's bowl of cereal.
After my girlfriend got me a toothbrush for my birthday, I gave her Jizzy Jizzy Cocoa Puffs for hers.

Jizzy Wizzy 

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.
Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.
Jizzy Wizzy by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020
Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.
I want Jizzy Li to suck my cock.
Jizzy Li by Revoken September 4, 2016
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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