A lady you will rarely find and sometimes not find at all. She is a sophisticated person who tends to show mixed emotions about topics that directly affect her in both positive and negative ways, but she always manages to start conversations out of thin air. She is usually a very silent but when you get to know her she is a fairly interesting person, and also a bit touchy with NSFW related stuff.
Jireh is the end all be all perfect man. He takes care of himself but takes care of his women even better. He has perfected the art of female pleasure and always has girls begging for more. Since Jireh is a loyal specimen, if he chooses you and claims you as "my girl" you will live a luxurious, pleasureful life. Jireh is not only good with women but with everyone. Being the kind gentleman he is, he cares and respects for everyone he meets and is always there when you need him. Jireh is the hidden gem that is adored by all.
"When I grow up, I want to be just like Jireh"
You gottastart acting like a Jireh if you want to get the girl
Oh my god. You're Jireh's girl? You're so lucky!
Jireh is the nicest most athletic,funny person you might ever meet he is so loyal the word was made to describe him people would be glad to be his friend yet alone lucky
1. One who embellishes the art of growing out a Jew fro, but without warning or reason, chops it all off despite the love and attraction it granted the barer.
2. One with a keen sense of majestic powers, (see dark magic dweller) where the warlock or enlightened one often has huge eyes and wears colorful pants in public places, often coupled with a cape, russian hat, or tutu.
Note: The term Jireh is used uniformly with the terms "Hathaway" and "Swift"
"I love your hairman, but why'd you cut it off? That was so jireh of you." (Adjective use)
You have huge eyes. You wear colorful pants, and I know at some point I've seen you with a cape. You are a jireh. (Noun usage)
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.