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The Act of Masturbating and Not Cleaning up. Thus waking up to Piss next morning your penis is crusty and hard. The Lazy Man's Masturbation Technique.
"Jipz is way to convenient"
"I took a long Jipz this morning"
"I like to Jizz then Piss, What better than Jipz"
"BRAH, I JIPZED SO HARD! It's Bleeding."
"Derik Jipzed for Samantha"
"Quentin was lonely so he Jipzed on his cat"
"My Mom says I do a nice Jipz"
"Me and My Dad Jipz together"
"I swear my dog can Jipz"
"Jipz"
by CratchTastic October 29, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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