Jipz

The Act of Masturbating and Not Cleaning up. Thus waking up to Piss next morning your penis is crusty and hard. The Lazy Man's Masturbation Technique.

"Jipz is way to convenient"
"I took a long Jipz this morning"
"I like to Jizz then Piss, What better than Jipz"
"BRAH, I JIPZED SO HARD! It's Bleeding."
"Derik Jipzed for Samantha"
"Quentin was lonely so he Jipzed on his cat"
"My Mom says I do a nice Jipz"
"Me and My Dad Jipz together"
"I swear my dog can Jipz"
"Jipz"

Jipz by CratchTastic October 29, 2014

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jipzy

Someone who will waste your time. A jipzy is a person who talks on and on and ends up buying nothing from your store

a jipzy walks into an autosound performance store and wastes 3 hours of the employees talking to them that he wants this performance part and this performance part and ends up buying nothing at the store and leaves

jipzy by William HungLow November 12, 2010

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jipzy • Jipz • jipzter

jipzter

A calamity of the fusion of jazz music into hipster culture

"Ever since the jipzters moved in, this place smells like coffee, cigarettes, and miles davis"

jipzter by Clydelecahedron March 9, 2016

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Jipzy

Jipzy is the definition of good vibes, watch his stream on Twitch! :D

Jipzy, this is really cool!

Jipzy by REALLYTHdudE January 25, 2021

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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