Jinking

Meaning to work, as in functioning

Kareem: yo bro hop on p4

Dave: bro my shit not jinking

by Bigcred May 20, 2020

Jinking

Jinking is the act of thinking about jacking off at a moment where its not possible. This is normally caused by pretty people or such

I saw this really hot model walk by and I instantly started Jinking

by justinrowan4304 January 26, 2017

jinking

the act of thinking about jokes before you write them down or tell them to someone.

Hey man, I was jinking last night and thought of a lot of new jokes and pranks!

by Bobby Jean III September 28, 2010

jinking it

when you eat rendang and chocolate milk at exactly 9pm

did you jinking it

by jinkingit November 8, 2025

Jinping Pox

COVID-19 pandemic

Believed to be initially spread by a fart after a certain dumbass asian ate some infected bat soup & farted. The first ever human to human transmission is believed to have occurred when his attendant happened to have sniffed the infected fart.

Jinping Pox has not yet been eradicated

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping

America as a nation defined in a single word

"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

by SadCrybby420 April 27, 2022

jonking

To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.

There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!

by jezzandmark September 9, 2011