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YOU JUST GOT JINKIED!
jinkied by Leaheah April 2, 2010
Words you can keep
Joey said the statement “get jinkied on” when he dunked on that pussy’s face
Jinkied by RustyTitsNips12.5 June 11, 2018
To get railed, to get fucked
Bro I’m gonna get jinkied tonight
Jinkied by Francis:) September 21, 2022
Get railed
Jinkied by Francis:) September 21, 2022
that is surprising! Often used on classic Scooby Doo by Velma and (occasionally) Daphne; used a bit less often in the newer version, but only by Velma.
Jinkies, that monster is really just a guy n a suit pulling off a scam...just like all the other...times... Well, this just isn't surprising anymore.
jinkies by Darian December 24, 2003
verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".
Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.
Jinked by Boxling December 8, 2009
Exclamation of surprise; Most commonly used by one Velma in the late '60s and early '70s.
Jinkies, that monster is just a guy in a disguise!
jinkies by Rodney Basil October 7, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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