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Coin money that adds up to one dollar. the term is used when one needs change for a vending machine. Can also be used when one uses excessive coins to make a purchase for lack of paper money.

Do you have a jingle single? I want a bag of chips out of the machine.

Sorry about the jingle singles. I thought I had a five dollar bill in my wallet.

Jingle Single by CEZ April 6, 2007

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single jingle

One pump and done. The first word, in this case single, represents the number of pumps needed to cum in a girl. A double jingle would be interpreted as using two seperate pumps to finish.
A single jingle must provoke a sense of pride such as, "BOOM! YEAH BABY!"
You have to mean to do it, if you don't it's just pre-mature ejaculation.

"I single jingled her five times last night; she was not happy."
"Baby, you ready for a single jingle?"
Chick - "God damn it, was that a single jingle?"
Guy - "BOOM! YEAH BABY! SINGLE JINGLE."

single jingle by Irishpint December 7, 2010

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ultimate single jingle

An ultimate single jingle refers to a rare scenario in which you cause your mate to orgasm with a single jingle.
In this case both parties tend to coordinate to achieve such a procedure.

Ready for an ultimate single jingle baby?

ultimate single jingle by Irishpint December 7, 2010

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jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

jingle shingles by teknik December 21, 2013

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jingle for my shingle

1.)making money in the roofing industry
2.)selling roofs(shingles) and making the sale
3.)redneck way of making any kind of money from selling

Andy has been in the roofing industry for years now. He always say "jingle for my shingle".

jingle for my shingle by janghulofasreta September 23, 2007

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JingleDingle

To be a two faced rat with a butt chin and a fat roll where it shouldn’t be

Kailey is a jingledingle.

JingleDingle by T8er tot February 22, 2018

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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