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Jimmyism 

The best religion that was ever conceived.

Do not trust any other definition
I was in the catholic church when I realized should have been practicing Jimmyism all along
Jimmyism by God of Jimmyism January 12, 2018

Jimmergasm 

Extreme and climatic euphoria experienced while watching a short white kid repeatedly hit fade-away threes from 30 feet.
Did you see the game last night?
Ya, I had a serious Jimmergasm on that long one.
Me too. They def got jimmered!
Jimmergasm by amosiii March 28, 2011

Jimmyaminute 

Someone who is slow as fuck. Someone who always makes everybody late Someone who takes an hour,full hour per min..Someone who makes up excuse after excuse after excuse..This person is known as Jimmy
Hey bro can You come help me a minute. Just Jimmyaminute..
Then 6 hours later you get it done...
Jimmyaminute by Weseakya December 8, 2016
Word derived from the combination of the slang word jizz and normal word orgasm. Usually used as a slang word.

1) Noun - (To have a...) The peak climax of sexual intercourse {see orgasm}. Used in the same way as the normal noun 'orgasm'.

2) Verb - (To...) {Slang} To ejaculate on an object, named in the sentence.

3) Verb(2) - (To...) {Slang} To use the force of a particularly violent ejaculation to reach an inaccessible place.
1) Person 1: "Oh, I had a massive jizmgasm last night!"

2) Person 1: "Yeah, I jizmgasmed her last night."

3) Person 1: "We need to change the channel, but we've lost the remote!"
Person 2: "That's okay, I'll jizmgasm the button."
Jizmgasm by Chenmeister July 15, 2009

jimmycased (verb) 

being unwillfully placed into a stereotypical role, placed in a bad position, or in a predicament with no clear means of escape.
Johnny was jimmycased between a rock and a hard place.

Vince was jimmycased into driving the getaway car for his friends.
jimmycased (verb) by Kyle King August 25, 2004

jimmycased 

to be reluctantly or unwillfully placed into a stereotypical role or bad position.
1.Nigel was jimmycased into buying beer for his 16 year old brother and his friends.
2.The new kid was jimmycased by his peers as a faggot, because he had large ears, smelled bad, and actually was a faggot.
jimmycased by Kyle King August 31, 2004